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Welcome to FRESHLY SQUEEZED NEWS !! Our news is so fresh, it happened TOMORROW !!
JOKE OF THE DAY : Yesterday's joke was so funny, we want
you to go to yesterday's FSN and read it again !! UPCOMING EVENTS : The LA LINGUA CAFE COURSE PARTY
is on again !! WHERE? Sappho's Cafe Bookshop,
51 Glebe Point Road, Glebe, Opposite Glebe Primary School
WHEN? Wednesday, August 6, 6.30-8pm
Then at 8pm, we'll all go to a
secret nearby backpacker's pub.
We're gonna gamble on crab racing, meet some foreign people, and speak lots of English !!.
HOW MUCH? It's FREE !!
WHO WITH? La Lingua teachers, students,
friends, and lots of cool foreign
people too !!
DID YOU KNOW : Ms Louise Hollis, from the USA, has got
the longest set of toenails in the world !!
Altogether, they are 223cm long !! The last time she cut them was 1982 !!
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