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FRESHLY SQUEEZED NEWS (FSN) recently !! We had some gremlins in the website programme, but don't worry, we killed all the gremlins and FSN is back !! WORD OF THE DAY : " gremlins " ( A gremlin is a dangerous little animal from Hollywood movies. If you have problems with any kind of machine, you can say, "The gremlins are in the fax machine again !! " ) " bend over " ( If I stand up with straight legs and then touch my toes, I have to bend over. ) " freezer " ( A special refridgerator only for frozen food. ) JOKE OF THE DAY : A man went to church and told the priest, " My girlfriend and I have been sleeping together, and we don't want to get married. We also like gambling and drinking a lot. Will God let us get into heaven? The priest said, " I'm sorry. You have to get married first, stop drinking and gambling, then you can get into heaven." A week later, the man came back and said, " We stopped drinking and gambling, but yesterday, I saw my beautiful girlfriend bending over the freezer, and I had to make love to her !! " The priest said, " Oh no !! God will not be very happy about that !! " The man said, "I understand, the staff in the supermarket weren't very happy about it either !! " ( HA HA !! ) DON'T FORGET : Freshly Squeezed News needs YOU !!
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